woven in my soul

_{Have you heard about the Rat Cook? Just a cook in the Night’s Watch. He was angry at the king for something, I can’t remember. When the king was visiting the Nightfort, the cook killed the king’s son, cooked him into a big pie with onions, carrots, mushrooms and bacon. That night, he served the pie to the king. He liked the taste of his son so much, he asked for a second slice.}

_{The gods turned the cook into a giant white rat who could only eat his own young. He’s been roaming the Nightfort even since, devouring his own babies. No matter what he does, he’s always hungry.}

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

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hardlyfunctioningempath:

Will Graham texts 

ay yo good bye teenage years hello responsibilities 

hachikat:

Amira from Otoyomegatari

This amazing costume was hand-embroidered. It won the cosplayer her way to the EuroCosplay championships in London in October.

@ Desucon 2013

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ohmytheon:

lessonsforchildren:

Why I think Elementary is better than Sherlock! AM I wrong?

nessuno:

lulz-time:

alangwiggy:

This act of bravery and sacrifice should get like an academy award or something